1. You have never been outback behind the meat counter to the hardware section.
2. You call on holidays to see if we are open
(We are open everyday 7am-9pm, except Thanksgiving and Christmas when we close at noon!). 3. You didn't know Thursday is George's day off 4. You are still looking for downtown Norwich. 5. No one in your family has worked at Dan & Whit's. 6. Mike doesn't know what kind of car you drive and the names of all your dogs. 7. You don't know where the cold bottled water is. 8. You have nothing in your home that says Dan & Whit's on it.
9. You don't own a Dan & Whit's T-shirt 10. You try to use a credit card in the express lane. 11. You don't know how to spell "Whit's (it has an "H" in it and only one "T"). 12. You have never been upstairs to look at the winter boots and clothing.
13. This doesn't sound familiar to you "If we don't have you don't need it". 14. Susan doesn't know your name. 15. You think we sell hunting licenses (Sorry... see the town clerk). 16. You have never used the customer phone.
17. You are used to paying $2.50 for a cup of coffee
(Ours is excellent, much cheaper and we are open on Sundays.) 18. You don't know where the office is. 19. You come in to shop and you don't see ANYONE you know. 20. You think it is bad to make only one trip per day. 21. You don't use us as a landmark/reference when giving directions to your house. 22. You still use four letter words like: "CO-OP", "Ken's" and "Mart". 23. You didn't know Linda has weekends off and is not married to anyone who works here.
24. You wonder why the wood stove works when the power is out. 25. You haven't tried a McWhit breakfast sandwich. 26. You didn't know dust is free. 27. You didn't try us first before wasting a day searching on 12A.
28. You still bring your returnable bottles, in plastic bags, to the checkout counter. 29. You think all the employees with short, gray hair and glasses are the same person. | 
